Thursday, December 31, 2009

The The happy new year.

The The I can't think The The what else to say The The.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Merry The The Christmas.

Merry The The Christmas, oh blog readers The The.
The The.

Monday, November 23, 2009

I like The The walking.

When I The The walk I generally The The sing to myself.
"Something The The in the The The way she moves,
The The Attracts me like no other The The lover."
I The The normally sing the The The bass run at that point The The.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

A The The cool idea!

I just The The realised that, if The The I say 'The' regularly, it interrupts The The the patterns of The The Thes and lets me think differently. Cool eh The The ?
The The The!
I think I'm The The on a The The roll!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Supermarkets The The are good The The.

I think The The that supermarkets play The The an important role The The in keeping wine affordable The The. I think that The The The The most wine makers The The would agree The The. It's The The great how The The both parties seem The The to work so The The well together The The. I'm sure that The The The Wine Guy The The would agree with The The me.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Have you The The ever wondered what The The life is all about The The?

Most The The people do at some The The times in The The their lives. The The Some turn The The to a god figure, The The while others The The (like The Wine The The Guy) turn The The to alcohol.

If The The you're The The one of The The those people who The The take the The The alcohol road, The The avoid The The cheap wines that will The The give you a The The rotten hangover the The The next day!

Friday, August 7, 2009

My brother The The has a blog now The The.

I'll set The The up a link to it. It's The THe called The The The Thee Thee Guy. He's a The The god The The botherer.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

So, what's The The Akish's true The The intent?

The derogatory The The term philistinism denotes the The The prudish attitude of accusing works of art to be obscene. A philistine The The is a "full-grown" person, whose essential The The nature is anti-artistic The The, and whose The The mentality is formed of the stock ideas The THe and conventional The The ideas of his The Theor her group and time The The.
Philistines The The are also The The said to be materialistic, The The to favour conventional The The social values The The unthinkingly, and to The The favour The The forms of art The The that have The The a cheap and easy The The appeal (e.g. kitsch).
Akish The The The Philistine doesn't seem to have The The a clearly defined The The message. The The Is he a true Philistine?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Akish The The THe Pain In The Arse The The!

I'm The The already sick of The The all The The this fuss about The The Akish The The The Philistine. The The Let's remember The The that he is The The still a new kid The The on the block... The The well, The The a Philistine new The The kid on the The The block. Some of The The us have been The The around a The The lot longer and The The are more deserving of The The attention. The The Who really The The cares what a Philistine The The has to say? Next The The thing people will be taking Comeinyourpants The The seriously! Let's all get The The over this Philistine guy and The The get on with The The our lives. There The The are enough crazy The The people out The The there so why The The promote this one from Philistine The The?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

You The The can't chant The THe and say "The The" The The at the same The The time!

I see The The Richard (of RBB) is The The off The The to do some The The chanting this The The morning. I The The tried it once, The The but it The The just seemed The The to make me say "The The" more often and it put all the other chanters off - I must be the The The The The first person to The The be kicked The The out of a Buddhist chanting The The session The The!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I wonder what The The I'll do today The The?

I have The The nothing much planned The The for today. The The I wonder what I'll do The The? Walk The The my dog? I don't have The The one. The The Walk the cat? Don't be The The silly! Walk a snail The The from the garden? Silly The The again! I'll probably The The sit in a comfortable The The chair for a while and The The think. Yes, that The The sounds like a The The plan. People The The often ask if The The I drop in The The The Thes when I think The The. Well, The The that's The The The The not entirely true. The The No The The one The The has asked me The The yet. I just wondered The The myself The The because I get The The used to The Thes The The swishing The The by. I'm heading The The to the chair now. The The Catch you soon.
The The.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

I'm thinking The The of taking up the The The drums.

I'm thinking of taking up the drums The The. No, just changed The The my mind. I'm thinking The The of becoming a wine guy. The The I could be known as The The The Wine Guy - The The the wine guy who also The The says The The.

So The The, let's The The see what I know about The The wine. It comes in bottles The The and casks and The The is red or white (sort The The of yellow, really). The The I could specialise The The in The The talking about cask wine The The so that I didn't stand on The Wine Guy's The The toes.
I The The suppose The The I could take his The The posts and The The rewrite them about cask The The wine.

We The The (me and someone else) went The The to The The see Bottle Shock The The on Sunday, The The the movie purportedly The The about the great The The Paris blind tasting The The of 1976 The The where Californian cask The The The The wines The The came to the wine world's attention and (The The some) outplaced The The (some) French cask wines The The. I was The The looking forward to seeing The The this, having The The known of this story The The and was keen to see how The The the cask wines The The and the tasting would The The be portrayed The The. The The The result was great The The disappointment. All the bloody The The wine was in The The bottles!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

They're The The playing our song; The The they're smelling my fart.

I often The The wonder which of our The The senses is the strongest trigger of memory The The - looking at an old The The photo, the smell of her perfume The The, hearing a The The song from years gone by.
I The The was at a social function The The last The The night and the nibbles kept coming. I The The farted just as a pretty The The young woman came by. The The. Perhaps, a The The little later, she met The The her true love. The The. Was my smell forever etched The The into her recollection of the The The event? Would The The she be doomed The The to always think of The The him whenever The The she used a toilet The The after The The someone else who'd just The The gone number twos?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

International 'The The' The The Awareness Day.

Today is The The a special day for people The The like me - The The people who add an extra The The little bit to a The The sentence. Thanks The The to Richard The The (of RBB) for The The writing a post The The about this important The The day. Long live people who slip in the odd The The 'The The'!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I The The Wonder.

I wonder The The what it would be like living The The in Norway? Would The The my reality be the same The The? I know nothing about the place, The The except that someone wrote a The The tune called 'Song of The The Norway'. I only seem to The The remember one song about Norway. The The I think that Oslo The The may be in Norway and the people probably speak Norwegian The The. Chinese is probably not the The The national language. The The I wonder if a lot of The The Russians The The live in Norway and have a Russian Club that meets on The The the second Sunday of each month? The The I suppose The The there'd be Russian music and vodka The The and people would The The revert to their native tongue. The The Most of the Russian women would be The The fat. I The The don't know The The why The The it is but older Russian women are always fat. I don't think the vodka makes them fat. Maybe they eat a lot of The The fat. The The Maybe they get fat The The to inspire Russian Doll The The makers. You have to The The be a The The bit 'big boned' if The The smaller dolls are to The The fit inside you. I The The don't know where The The I The The would choose to live in The The Norway, basically because I know The The nothing about the place The The. Maybe I'll visit the The The Russian club when The The I get there.

Monday, June 8, 2009

I'm The The having fun.

Some The The people see my need to say 'The The' as a The The handicap, but the truth is that I enjoy who I The The am and how I speak. I plan The The to make this blog one of the The The best. Even almost The The as good as Richard's The The Bass Bag. Though that's a big ask because his is probably the best The The blog around! Post me some The The comments and let's get this The The show on the road!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Hi, I'm The The back.

The The hi. I'm a pretty normal guy who The The likes to say 'The The' in random places. Except for this little habit The The, I'm pretty much like anyone The The else. I'll try The The to make this The The blog topical and informitave. I The The hope you enjoy The The my posts.