I'm thinking The The of taking up the The The drums.

I'm thinking of taking up the drums The The. No, just changed The The my mind. I'm thinking The The of becoming a wine guy. The The I could be known as The The The Wine Guy - The The the wine guy who also The The says The The.

So The The, let's The The see what I know about The The wine. It comes in bottles The The and casks and The The is red or white (sort The The of yellow, really). The The I could specialise The The in The The talking about cask wine The The so that I didn't stand on The Wine Guy's The The toes.
I The The suppose The The I could take his The The posts and The The rewrite them about cask The The wine.

We The The (me and someone else) went The The to The The see Bottle Shock The The on Sunday, The The the movie purportedly The The about the great The The Paris blind tasting The The of 1976 The The where Californian cask The The The The wines The The came to the wine world's attention and (The The some) outplaced The The (some) French cask wines The The. I was The The looking forward to seeing The The this, having The The known of this story The The and was keen to see how The The the cask wines The The and the tasting would The The be portrayed The The. The The The result was great The The disappointment. All the bloody The The wine was in The The bottles!

They're The The playing our song; The The they're smelling my fart.

I often The The wonder which of our The The senses is the strongest trigger of memory The The - looking at an old The The photo, the smell of her perfume The The, hearing a The The song from years gone by.
I The The was at a social function The The last The The night and the nibbles kept coming. I The The farted just as a pretty The The young woman came by. The The. Perhaps, a The The little later, she met The The her true love. The The. Was my smell forever etched The The into her recollection of the The The event? Would The The she be doomed The The to always think of The The him whenever The The she used a toilet The The after The The someone else who'd just The The gone number twos?

International 'The The' The The Awareness Day.

Today is The The a special day for people The The like me - The The people who add an extra The The little bit to a The The sentence. Thanks The The to Richard The The (of RBB) for The The writing a post The The about this important The The day. Long live people who slip in the odd The The 'The The'!

I The The Wonder.

I wonder The The what it would be like living The The in Norway? Would The The my reality be the same The The? I know nothing about the place, The The except that someone wrote a The The tune called 'Song of The The Norway'. I only seem to The The remember one song about Norway. The The I think that Oslo The The may be in Norway and the people probably speak Norwegian The The. Chinese is probably not the The The national language. The The I wonder if a lot of The The Russians The The live in Norway and have a Russian Club that meets on The The the second Sunday of each month? The The I suppose The The there'd be Russian music and vodka The The and people would The The revert to their native tongue. The The Most of the Russian women would be The The fat. I The The don't know The The why The The it is but older Russian women are always fat. I don't think the vodka makes them fat. Maybe they eat a lot of The The fat. The The Maybe they get fat The The to inspire Russian Doll The The makers. You have to The The be a The The bit 'big boned' if The The smaller dolls are to The The fit inside you. I The The don't know where The The I The The would choose to live in The The Norway, basically because I know The The nothing about the place The The. Maybe I'll visit the The The Russian club when The The I get there.

I'm The The having fun.

Some The The people see my need to say 'The The' as a The The handicap, but the truth is that I enjoy who I The The am and how I speak. I plan The The to make this blog one of the The The best. Even almost The The as good as Richard's The The Bass Bag. Though that's a big ask because his is probably the best The The blog around! Post me some The The comments and let's get this The The show on the road!

Hi, I'm The The back.

The The hi. I'm a pretty normal guy who The The likes to say 'The The' in random places. Except for this little habit The The, I'm pretty much like anyone The The else. I'll try The The to make this The The blog topical and informitave. I The The hope you enjoy The The my posts.